6 Jokes For Simp

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Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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I told my friend he's not a simp; he's just 'excessively attentive.' He said, 'That's a simplicity compliment, right?
I told my friend he's not a simp, he's just 'Romantically Responsive.' He said, 'That's a simp-synonym, right?
My friend claims he's not a simp, just 'emotionally available.' I said, 'That's a fancy way of saying you cry during romantic comedies.
I told my friend he's not a simp; he's just 'emotionally generous.' He replied, 'Well, generosity is my love language.
I asked my friend if he's a simp. He said, 'No, I just appreciate a good love story... and foot massages.
I asked my friend if he's a simp. He said, 'No, I'm just a firm believer in chivalry, and by chivalry, I mean buying flowers and writing poems.

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