5 Jokes For Simp

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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The Tech-Savvy Simp

When your online crush knows more about algorithms than your attempts at flirting
The tech-savvy simp thought he found the perfect match on a dating app. Turns out, she was just a computer virus – the only thing he got was a virtual heartbreak.

The Simp Strategist

Planning elaborate gestures to win over someone's heart, but it backfires
The simp strategist planned a surprise dinner with a personal chef. She turned out to be a vegan, and he ended up with a gourmet salad and a broken heart.

The Simp Philosopher

Reflecting on the meaning of love while getting lost in the friendzone
The simp philosopher believes in soulmates. Unfortunately, his soulmate believes in the friend zone.

The Simp Detective

When you're Sherlock Holmes trying to decipher if someone is genuinely interested or just taking advantage
The simp detective's crush told him she needed space. He thought she meant emotionally, but she moved to a different time zone.

The Unwilling Simp

When being too nice goes wrong
The unwilling simp tried to impress his date by opening the car door, but she was driving. Now he's not only single but also carless.

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