5 Jokes For Simp

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Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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What did one simp say to another? 'Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I follow you on Instagram again?
Why don't simps ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always in someone's DMs!
I saw a simp fishing. When I asked what he was catching, he said, 'Compliments and a possible date.
I asked my friend if he's a simp. He said, 'No, I'm just investing in future anniversaries.
I heard simps make great detectives. They're always investigating who stole their crush's heart!

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