7 Jokes For Sheriff

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Updated on: Jun 23 2024

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Why did the sheriff go to the gym? To exercise his right to remain silent!
Why was the sheriff good at solving math problems? He knew how to count on his deputies!
What did the sheriff say when the bandit stole his uniform? 'Looks like there's a new sheriff in town!
Why did the sheriff become a musician? He wanted to compose law and order!
I asked the sheriff if he wanted to play cards, but he declined. He said he didn't want to deal with any wild aces!
When the sheriff lost his job, he became an urban legend - he went from being the law to being outlawed!
I told the sheriff I was innocent, but he didn't budge. Guess he thought I was guilty of being too punny!

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