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The Sheriff's Sidekick
Balancing being the Sheriff's right-hand and wanting recognition.
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You know you're the sidekick when the Sheriff gets a plaque that says "Sheriff of the Year" and your award is a sticker saying "I Tried.
The Disgruntled Deputy
Frustration with the Sheriff's methods and decisions.
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The Sheriff told me to think outside the box. So, I arrested a mime. Turns out, that's inside the box thinking for law enforcement.
The Sheriff's Pet
Trying hard to impress the Sheriff and be the favorite deputy.
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They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So, I made the Sheriff a cake in the shape of a revolver. He took one look and said, "Son, I prefer my desserts without a side of law enforcement.
The Retired Sheriff
Coping with the retired life and missing the action.
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Being retired feels like being stuck on hold with a dial-up internet connection. I used to chase criminals; now, I chase the neighbor's cat off my lawn. Retirement is a weird town, my friends, a weird town.
The Rookie Deputy
Inexperience and eagerness to impress the Sheriff.
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I tried to impress the Sheriff by using all the latest police jargon. I told him about "hot pursuits," "perps," and "collaring the suspect." He just looked at me and said, "Son, we're a small town; the biggest chase here is for the last slice of apple pie at the diner.
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