6 Jokes For Seven Day

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Updated on: Dec 30 2024

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I told my computer I needed a break. It replied, 'You'll get a break in seven days, it's called the weekend.
I told my friend I'm having a seven-day party. He asked, 'Is that even legal?
I told my boss I need a seven-day weekend. He laughed and said, 'Welcome to retirement.
Why did the days of the week go to therapy? They had too many issues, especially with the seven-day commitment.
Why did the calendar break up with the clock? It needed space, like a whole seven days of it.
Why did the calendar take up meditation? It wanted to stay calm, especially during a seven-day week.

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