7 Jokes For Seven Day

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Updated on: Dec 30 2024

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I tried to write a joke about a seven-day forecast, but it turned out to be a bit cloudy.
I asked my calendar for a raise. It said, 'Sorry, I can't give you more days off.
What do you call a week that starts with a Monday and ends with a Sunday? Unfair.
I asked my friend what he did over the weekend. He said, 'Nothing, I had a seven-day weekend.' Turns out, he's a procrastinator.
I told my friend I can finish a seven-day diet in four days. He said, 'That's not a diet; that's a hunger strike!
What do you call a week without Wednesday? Weak.
I tried to make a joke about a seven-day cruise, but it didn't float very well.

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