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Why don't days ever go on a diet? Because they always have too many seconds!
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Why did the number six hate hanging out with seven? Because seven always wanted to be the center of the week!
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Why did the number seven apply for a job? It wanted to work all week and not just weekends!
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What did the number say to the other numbers? 'I'm the prime of the week!
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Why did the number seven start a band? It wanted to be in sync with the rhythm of the week!
Seven Days of Meal Prep Madness
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Meal prepping for seven days sounded like a great idea until I realized I'd be eating the same chicken and broccoli for a week straight. By day four, my taste buds were staging a rebellion, demanding pizza as their rightful ruler.
Seven Days in Tech Support
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Ever called tech support and got that automated message promising a callback within seven days? Seven days! I could have traveled to the moon and back faster than their response time.
A Week's Worth of Dating
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Dating someone for seven days is like speed-running a relationship. You go from butterflies in your stomach to debating whose turn it is to take out the trash in record time.
The Seven-Day Gym Membership
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I signed up for a seven-day trial at the gym once. Spent the first two days trying to figure out how to use the machines, the next three days recovering from overdoing it, and the final two days avoiding eye contact with the personal trainer.
Seven Days of DIY Projects
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I attempted to do a DIY project that promised to be a seven-day easy fix. By day two, I had lost three screws, day four, I was questioning the laws of physics, and by day seven, I had a newfound respect for professional handymen.
The Seven-Day Vacation Plan
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You ever try to plan a seven-day vacation? By day four, you're so relaxed you forget what day it is. By day seven, you're contemplating a career change to professional beach bum.
Surviving Seven Days Without Coffee
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I once tried to go seven days without coffee. By day two, my coworkers were afraid I'd turned into a real-life Dementor. By day seven, I was back to sipping my elixir of life, ready to take on the world.
The Seven-Day Weather Forecast
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Have you seen those weather forecasts predicting a sunny week? Seven days later, you're sitting in a raincoat, wondering if the meteorologist moonlights as a fiction writer.
The Seven-Day Self-Help Challenge
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I attempted a self-help challenge that promised to transform my life in seven days. Turns out, by day seven, the only thing I'd transformed was my browser history searching for more self-help challenges.
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