7 Jokes For Seize The Means Of Production

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Updated on: Nov 25 2024

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What's a Marxist's favorite game? Monopoly, because they get to seize the means of property production from the capitalist players!
How did the socialist farmer fix his tractor? He used collective means of production repair – everyone pitched in!
Why did the economist become a farmer? To finally understand how to truly seize the 'greens' of production!
What's a socialist's favorite type of math? Algebra, because you can always solve for the 'x' of production!
Why did the socialist bring a ladder to the factory? To seize the means of production, one step at a time!
Why did the communist poet only write in lowercase? Because they believed in the equal distribution of capital letters – no one should seize the 'big' letters of production!
Why did the Marxist refuse to play hide and seek? Because they believe the means of hiding and seeking should be equally distributed!

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