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You know you're an adult when seizing the means of production is just code for finally getting control of the TV remote. It's like a power struggle between me and the Netflix algorithm. Sorry, algorithm, but tonight, we're watching what I want.
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Seizing the means of production in the world of social media is like trying to be the captain of your own ship. But let's face it, we're all just lost at sea, navigating through a sea of memes and cat videos, desperately trying to find our way.
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Ever notice how seizing the means of production at the office involves endless meetings? It's like everyone is competing for the title of Chief Procrastination Officer. I suggest we seize the means of shorter meetings instead.
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I thought about seizing the means of production in my garden, but the weeds had a different idea. They formed a coalition and decided to unionize against my lawnmower. It's like the Green Revolution happening right in my backyard.
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Seizing the means of production in a traffic jam is just a futile attempt at becoming the king of your own lane. But let's be honest, we're all just inching forward, trying not to make eye contact with the person in the car next to us.
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You ever notice how seizing the means of production sounds like a grand plan until you realize the means of production is just your office coffee machine? I mean, come on, Karen, how hard is it to refill the coffee filter?
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I tried to seize the means of production at the grocery store the other day. I confidently grabbed a shopping cart, only to find out that every wheel had a mind of its own. It was like I was trying to navigate a rebellious shopping chariot.
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Have you ever tried to seize the means of production in a family gathering? It's like trying to organize a group of cats. Everyone has their own ideas, Uncle Bob is arguing about the thermostat, and Grandma is trying to unionize the dessert selection. Chaos, I tell you.
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Seizing the means of production in the kitchen is an everyday battle. I tried making breakfast, and suddenly the toaster and the blender started a revolt against the microwave. It was a kitchen appliance uprising, and I was just caught in the crossfire.
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