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What did the communist say when he stubbed his toe? Pain is just a distraction from the true struggle for the means of walking-production!
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What do you call a communist cat? A purr-fect revolutionary, ready to seize the means of purr-duction!
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What did one factory say to the other? Let's unite and seize the means of production together – we make a great pair!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing trying to seize the means of toss-production!
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Why did the communist refuse to eat fast food? They wanted to savor the slow-cooked means of production!
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Why did the communist chef quit his job? He couldn't stand the bourgeoisie sauce trying to seize control of the flavor means of production!
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I asked my boss for a raise, and he told me to seize the means of production. So now, every time I print a document, I consider it my small act of rebellion against the capitalist machine.
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I decided to seize the means of production at the local bakery. Turns out, they frown upon customers running off with all the dough. Who knew?
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I tried seizing the means of production once, but it turns out the copier at work is not a good starting point. I got more paper cuts than comrades.
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I tried explaining 'seize the means of production' to my cat. Now he thinks knocking over my coffee mug is a form of political protest. Well played, Mr. Whiskers, well played.
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Seize the means of production, they said. So, I walked into the office kitchen and took the last cup of coffee. If that's not a rebellion, I don't know what is!
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I joined a cooking class to learn how to seize the means of production in the kitchen. Turns out, it's just a fancy way of saying 'make your own pizza.' Marx would be proud, or maybe just hungry.
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Communism and IKEA have something in common - they both want you to seize the means of production. But hey, good luck assembling that revolution with just an Allen wrench!
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I thought about seizing the means of production at the gym. But then I realized the only thing I'd be lifting is more responsibility, and that's not a workout I signed up for.
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Seize the means of production, they said. I guess my dog took it literally when he stole my sandwich. He's a revolutionary with a taste for ham and cheese.
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