7 Jokes For Sears

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Updated on: Feb 26 2025

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I went to Sears and asked if they had any invisible stairs. The clerk said they were out of stock, but they had a great selection of step ladders!
Why did the washing machine go to Sears therapy? It had too many spin issues!
What's Sears' favorite kind of comedy? Stand-up retail!
I went to Sears to buy a map. The cashier said, 'Sorry, we're out of direction!
I asked the Sears cashier if they sold time machines. She said no, but they do have a lot of backorders!
I told my friend a joke about Sears. He didn't get it. I guess it was a bit of a 'store-y' joke!
Why did the light bulb break up with the lamp at Sears? It wanted a brighter future!

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