6 Jokes For Sears

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Updated on: Feb 26 2025

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What did the hammer say to the nails at Sears? 'You really nail it every time!
Why did the saw go to Sears for a makeover? It wanted to look sharp!
I went to Sears to buy a ladder, but they said it was on the next level!
What do you call a Sears employee who tells jokes? A stand-up technician!
I tried to return a boomerang at Sears. The clerk said, 'Sorry, we can't handle things that come back!
What do you call a Sears store on a mountain? A summit service center!

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