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Why did the ruler break up with the pencil? It couldn't measure up to its expectations!
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What did the ruler say to the pencil during an argument? You draw me crazy!
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Why did the ruler go to therapy? It had too many issues with measurements!
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Why did the ruler bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to measure up to the high standards!
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Why did the ruler apply for a job in construction? It wanted to be a straight-line supervisor!
Ruler vs. Emotions
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Rulers are like the therapists of the school supply world. They're always measuring your problems, but they never show any emotion. I asked my ruler how its day was going, and it just gave me that wooden stare. I guess even rulers have a tough time ruling out emotions.
Ruler Olympics
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I heard they're planning to introduce ruler Olympics. Finally, a sport where being straight is an advantage. I can see it now: And he's going for the gold in the 12-inch category, folks! Look at that precision!
Ruler Dating App
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I signed up for a dating app exclusively for rulers. It's called StraightMingle. Turns out, even among rulers, finding the perfect match can be a bit of a stretch.
Ruler vs. Technology
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Rulers must hate the digital age. They used to be the go-to tool for measuring, and now everyone's using touchscreens. Rulers are probably at home feeling all neglected, wondering if they still measure up in today's world.
Measure Up
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You ever notice how rulers are like the referees of the stationary world? They're always there, keeping everything in line. I tried arguing with a ruler once, and let me tell you, I lost that debate. I said, Who made you the boss? and it just stared back at me, unimpressed. That ruler had a straight face, literally.
Ruler's Secret Society
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I think rulers have a secret society. They gather in the dark corners of our desks, plotting world domination. I found one whispering to a protractor the other day, and I'm pretty sure they were discussing some angle of attack.
Ruler Wisdom
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I asked my ruler for some life advice, and it said, Keep it straight, or things might get a little messy. Well, I guess rulers are not just good for measuring paper; they're also the Zen masters of the stationary world.
Ruler's Day Off
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Imagine if rulers took a day off. Chaos would reign! Nothing would be straight anymore. Pencils would be lying about their length, and erasers would be rubbing things out at odd angles. It would be a real measuring meltdown.
Ruler Rebellion
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I heard there was a rebellion at the stationary store. Rulers were protesting, demanding better working conditions. They claimed they were tired of being taken for granted and just wanted a little recognition. I guess even rulers want to be rulers of their own destiny.
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