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Have you ever tried to find a ruler in a hurry? It's like they have a secret society, and they're playing hide-and-seek just to mess with us. "Oh, you need a ruler right now? Good luck finding me!
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Rulers must be the most judgmental tools in the drawer. They're always measuring things up and passing judgment like, "Oh, that's not 12 inches? Unacceptable!
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I swear, rulers are like the comedians of the school supplies. They've got all these funny little marks, but we never appreciate their humor until math class gets serious.
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Rulers have this magical power of disappearing when you need them the most. It's like they're on vacation and left a note saying, "Gone measuring, back never.
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You know you're an adult when the most exciting thing you can do with a ruler is find out if it's longer than your forearm. It's the grown-up version of measuring up to your childhood dreams.
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Rulers are the original multitool. Need to draw a straight line? Check. Emergency back scratcher? Check. Instant superhero mask for your action figures? Double-check!
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You know you're in trouble when someone says, "Let me be clear," and then reaches for a ruler. Clear? Buddy, I just want my math problem solved, not a lecture on precision!
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You ever notice how rulers are like the referees of stationery? They're just there, trying to keep everything in line, but no one pays them any attention until there's a dispute.
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Rulers are like the unsung heroes of the office. They're always there, quietly measuring success, but do they ever get a promotion? No, they just keep inching along.
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