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Rory tried to start a garden, but he couldn't find the right 'ground' for it!
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Why did Rory become a musician? He wanted to 'riff' the rewards of success!
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Why did Rory bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Rory tried to make a belt out of watches. He thought it was a waist of time!
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Why did Rory take a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Rory tried to become a gardener, but he couldn't find the right seed of inspiration!
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Why did Rory bring a ladder to the comedy club? He wanted to reach the punchline!
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Why did Rory take a computer to the doctor? It had a bad case of the bytes!
The Unresolved Mysteries of Rory
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You ever notice how everyone has that one friend who's as mysterious as a black hole? Well, I've got Rory. I asked him where he was last night, and he said, I exist in a quantum state of uncertainty. Dude, we just went out for pizza, not a physics lecture!
Rory's GPS Dilemma
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Rory tried using GPS the other day. It was like watching a sitcom. The GPS said, Turn right, and Rory turned left, and then the GPS sighed and said, Rerouting, because Rory's way is the scenic route. I'm convinced his GPS has a Confusion Mode just for him.
Rory's Fortune Cookies
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Rory went to a Chinese restaurant, and his fortune cookie read, Your future is uncertain, just like you like it. I guess even the universe is in on Rory's enigmatic vibe.
Rory's Cryptic Dating Profile
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Rory decided to try online dating. His profile said, I'm like a Rubik's Cube – complicated, colorful, and good luck figuring me out without a manual. I'm just waiting for him to match with a decoder ring.
Rory's Self-Help Book
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Rory wrote a self-help book. The title? Embracing Ambiguity: A Guide to Living in the Gray Area. I read it, and now I'm more confused than ever. Thanks, Rory, for making uncertainty the new black.
Rory's Password Puzzles
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Rory takes security seriously, but his passwords are like brain teasers from another dimension. I asked him what his Wi-Fi password is, and he said, It's a combination of my childhood dreams, my favorite movie quotes, and the lyrics to 'Bohemian Rhapsody.' Good luck. Now I have to sing for Wi-Fi access.
Rory's Haunted House Experience
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Rory went to a haunted house and came out disappointed. He said, I felt right at home – it was just like a typical Tuesday for me. Apparently, ghosts and Rory share the same social calendar.
Rory's Ghosting Game
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Rory's so good at ghosting, he's practically Casper's mentor. I texted him last week, and he replied three days later saying, Sorry, my phone was on silent for a month. I'm starting to think Rory's phone has a Do Not Disturb Until Next Eclipse setting.
Rory's Superhero Identity
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Rory thinks he has a secret superhero identity. He wears sunglasses and a hat and says, I'm Incognito Man! I tried telling him that's not a superpower, but he disappeared before I could finish.
Rory's Conspiracy Theories
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Rory's into conspiracy theories. He thinks aliens built the pyramids, Bigfoot's an undercover agent, and the Loch Ness Monster is working as a lifeguard in the Bermuda Triangle. I told him he's watching too much sci-fi, but he just winked and said, You'll see.
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