5 Jokes For Rory

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Updated on: Dec 04 2024

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Coffee Addict

Struggles of staying awake
My relationship with caffeine is like a bad romance. We break up every night, but by 9 AM, we're back together, swearing it's forever.

Serial Chef, Serial Disaster

Trying to cook like a pro
They say practice makes perfect. As a rory chef, my cooking must be nearing perfection considering how often I practice ordering takeout.

Procrastinator Extraordinaire

Battling deadlines
My life motto? 'Why do today what you can convincingly argue you'll do better tomorrow?' It's the anthem of every rory out there.

Gym Enthusiast with Mixed Results

The struggle for fitness
My fitness tracker thinks I'm an Olympic athlete. Little does it know, my steps are mainly to and from the fridge. That's 'refrigerator cardio.'

Tech Geek in Denial

Constantly upgrading gadgets
My phone's storage is like a rory's optimism—constantly full, but somehow convinced it can fit just one more app, one more selfie, one more meme.

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