5 Jokes For Retired

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Updated on: Feb 11 2025

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I asked my retired friend how he spends his day. He said, 'I make plans and then cancel them. It's retirement, not a schedule!
Retired mathematicians are great at gardening. They know how to divide and multiply plants efficiently!
Retired athletes never lose their competitive edge. They're just as good at 'nap racing' as they were at track and field!
I told my retired friend he should take up painting. He said, 'I'm already a masterpiece in the art of doing nothing!
Why did the retired gardener become a stand-up comedian? He had a natural talent for growing laughter! πŸŒΏπŸ˜†

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