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I asked my retired friend if he missed his job. He said, 'Only on weekdays. I've got a full-time job being retired on weekends!
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My retired friend joined a band of skydivers. They call themselves 'The Falling Leaves'!
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What do retired teachers do during summer break? Absolutely nothing, just like when they were working!
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My retired neighbor bought a new computer to stay active. Now he has a 'mouse' that doesn't run away!
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I asked a retired magician if he missed performing magic. He replied, 'Not really, I've made my disappearing act permanent!
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My retired friend is a pro at time travel. He can spend an entire day without leaving his favorite chair!
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I told my retired friend he should take up a sport. He opted for 'hide-and-seek.' He's been hiding ever since!
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