5 Jokes For Retired

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 11 2025

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Retired Parents

Trying to adapt to a life without work
My mom keeps saying she's on a permanent vacation now. I told her, "Mom, you're not on vacation; you're just not getting paid for what you do anymore.

Retired Party Animal

Transitioning from wild nights to early bedtimes
My neighbor used to be the king of the dance floor back in the day. Now, the only moves he's making are deciding between the rocking chair or the recliner.

Retired Athlete

Adjusting to a body that wants a break
I heard about a retired basketball player who's struggling with retirement. Every time he sees a hoop, he can't resist but attempt a three-pointer. The grocery store must hate him.

Retired Traveler

Confronting the limitations of a fixed income
I met a retired couple who bought an RV to travel the country. They proudly told me they've seen the entire state of Florida three times. Retirement: where your definition of "world traveler" becomes very localized.

Retired Workaholic

Grappling with the sudden abundance of free time
My retired workaholic friend decided to pick up gardening. He said it's therapeutic. I visited his garden, and all I saw were stressed-out plants with deadlines.

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