6+ Best One Liners Jokes For retire

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I asked my retired friend how he plans to stay fit. He said, 'Easy, chasing dreams and grandchildren.

I asked my retired friend how he's enjoying his free time. He said, 'I'm not retired, I'm a professional napper.

I asked my retired uncle how he spends his days. He said, 'I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

My retired friend started a band called 'The Recycled Teenagers.' They play classic rock.

My retired neighbor started a dog-walking business. He calls it 'Retrievers' Therapy.

My retired neighbor told me he's writing a book on reverse psychology. I said, 'That's a terrible idea.

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