6 Jokes For Red Wine

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Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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What's a vampire's favorite red wine? Blood-oh Noir!

What did the grape say after it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What's a grape's favorite workout? The red wine marathon – it's a grape stomping good time!

What do you call a bear with a glass of red wine? A Merlot bear!

What did one red wine glass say to the other? 'You're grape!

What's a grape's least favorite kind of movie? Anything that's not red and full-bodied!

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