5 Jokes For Red Wine

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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The Health Nut

Balancing the health benefits of red wine with the calories
I read that red wine has anti-aging properties. I'm hoping it works retroactively because my last birthday cake had more candles than a power outage.

The Clumsy Red Wine Drinker

Dealing with the aftermath of spills and stains
I tried to impress my date by opening a bottle of red wine with a flourish. The cork shot out, hit a lamp, and knocked over a vase. She said it was the most dramatic date she'd ever been on. I call it "accidental romance.

The Amateur Sommelier

Navigating the world of red wine without a clue
My friends invited me to a wine and cheese night. I brought a box of red wine and a bag of Cheetos. They said it was unconventional; I say it's called innovation.

The Wine Connoisseur

Trying to impress others with knowledge about red wine
I overheard someone at a wine tasting event say, "This red has a robust body with hints of oak and a touch of arrogance." I thought, "Does it also come with a side of humble pie?

The Overly Honest Drinker

Admitting you prefer cheap red wine over the expensive stuff
A friend asked if I could taste the difference between a $100 bottle and a $10 bottle of red. I said, "Sure, one leaves me with regret, and the other leaves me with money for pizza.

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