7+ Best One Liners Jokes For red wine

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Why did the red wine start a band? It wanted to make some smooth Merlot-dies!

I'm on a strict red wine diet. So far, I've lost three days!

I like my wine like I like my humor: dry and red!

I spilled red wine on my favorite shirt. Now it's Cabernet-ered in stains!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Turns out, she misunderstood and thought I said 'red wine.

I asked the red wine if it believed in love at first sight. It said, 'I don't know, I usually just get uncorked!

I'm not an alcoholic; I just collect red wine bottles. It's called 'cellaring,' not 'cellar-ing'!

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