7 Jokes About Quack

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Updated on: Nov 28 2024

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I tried to race a duck once. I was a bit slow, but he was a real quackster!
I tried to tell my friend a joke about ducks, but he just couldn't quack up!
I tried to tell my pet duck a secret, but he just couldn't keep it under his bill!
I asked a duck if it had any tape. It said, 'No, but I can stick to my quack promises!
I asked my friend how he talks to ducks. He said, 'It's easy, just quack to them in their language.' So, I replied, 'What's their language?' He said, 'Poultry in motion!
Why did the duck bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the duck bring a suitcase to the pond? It wanted to pack lightly!

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