5 Jokes About Quack

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 28 2024

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Tech-Savvy Duck

Ducks struggling to adapt to modern technology
I showed a duck how to use a computer. Now he's an "expert" at web browsing—duckduckgo.com all the way!

Duck Comedian

Trying to get laughs in a pond full of straight-faced ducks
I asked a duck if he found my joke funny, and he said, "You're not even close to being 'bill-arious.'

Fitness Guru Duck

Ducks attempting to stay fit despite their love for bread crumbs
I tried to join a duck's workout group, but they said I wouldn't "fit" in. I guess they didn't want me to "duck out" on exercises!

Duck Linguist

Communication barriers between ducks and humans
Ducks must think humans are terrible at their language—every time we say "quack," they just waddle away.

Fashionable Duck

The struggle of finding stylish duck apparel
I asked a duck about his trendy raincoat, and he said it was designed by "Pondé Gabbana.

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