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You know what's a great way to clear a room? Start doing your best duck impression. Trust me, people will leave faster than you can say "quack.
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Ever notice how ducks always seem to quack louder when you're trying to enjoy a peaceful stroll by the pond? It's like they're the world's feathered comedians, timing their jokes for maximum interruption.
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You ever notice how ducks have a monopoly on the word "quack"? I mean, if a human suddenly quacks, it's hilarious. If a duck starts saying "hello" in perfect English, we'd all freak out!
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Why do ducks quack when they fly? Is it like their way of saying, "Hey, look at me! I'm airborne!" I'd love to see them have air traffic control with all those quacks.
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You ever try to imitate a duck's "quack"? It's the one animal sound that makes you sound like a faulty kazoo. Quack, quack... okay, maybe that was more like a broken car horn.
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The word "quack" for ducks is like their version of "hello." Can you imagine if we greeted each other with our species' sound? "Hey, nice to meet you, quack!
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Ducks really nailed their branding with the whole "quack" thing. I mean, we're stuck with words like "hello" and "hey," while they're out there with this catchy, single-word catchphrase.
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I bet ducks invented the "quack" to throw off predators. Like, you're trying to hunt a duck, and suddenly it starts quacking in Morse code: "Can't catch me, buddy!
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Do you think ducks have a language beyond "quack"? Like, they probably have sophisticated debates about pond politics, and to us, it just sounds like a heated quack-off.
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