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I love how professional photos capture that one split second where you didn't know the camera was on you, and you're not contorting your face into a forced smile. It's like a rare glimpse of the real you, caught off guard.
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Professional photos are the adult version of playing dress-up. For a moment, you feel like you've stepped into a glamorous alternate reality. But then you remember you have to go back to your normal life of mismatched socks and microwave dinners.
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The difference between a selfie and a professional photo is like night and day. In a selfie, you're just trying not to get your double chin in the shot. In a professional photo, they've somehow erased your double chin from existence.
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Professional photos are like a magic trick. They can turn a messy room into a minimalist masterpiece with just the right angle and lighting. If only my eyes had that kind of editing power in real life.
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You ever notice how professional photos make everyone look like they've got their life together? I tried taking one, and I still can't find my keys in the picture!
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You ever notice how in professional photos, people always have that perfect, mysterious smile? I try to replicate it, but I just end up looking like I smelled something weird.
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Getting professional photos done is like going to a spa for your ego. They make you feel like a celebrity for a day, but then you go back to eating cereal in your pajamas the next morning.
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Professional photos are like the Instagram filter for real life. I mean, I need a professional photographer to follow me around 24/7 just to capture me looking decent at all times.
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Professional photos should come with a disclaimer: "Results may vary from actual personality." Because in the photo, I look like I attend fancy dinner parties, but in reality, I'm debating whether to order pizza or Chinese takeout.
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