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Why did the professional photographer become a gardener? He wanted to work in more 'crop' fields!
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Why did the photographer break up with the camera? It couldn't focus on the relationship!
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I wanted to be a professional photographer, but I couldn't picture myself in that career!
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What do you call a photographer who only takes pictures of desserts? A dessertographer!
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I thought about becoming a photographer, but I couldn't focus on the decision!
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You ever notice how photographers always have this magical ability to capture your good side? I asked my photographer, Can you find my good side? And he goes, Sure, it's the side that's not facing the camera. Thanks for the honesty, buddy.
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I got these professional photos taken, and when I showed them to my friends, they said, Wow, you look so natural! Natural? I had three people doing my hair and makeup, another person adjusting the lighting, and someone holding a reflector to make sure my forehead shines like a new car. If this is natural, I'm ready for the jungle.
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I thought getting professional photos would make me Instagram famous. Turns out, it just made me famous in my family WhatsApp group. Now, every relative is asking, Is that really you? Yeah, it's me, but only on the internet. In real life, I'm just a person who can't take a decent selfie.
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I had a photoshoot recently, and the photographer said, Give me a candid smile. So, I tried to smile naturally while simultaneously being aware that I was trying to smile naturally. It's like trying to act casual when you know your crush is watching. Spoiler alert: it looked more like I was trying to ward off a sneeze.
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Alright, so I hired a photographer for some professional photos. You know, the kind where they make you look like a model even though, in reality, you look more like a model citizen of Couch Potato Land. I saw the pictures, and I thought, Wow, I didn't know I had a 'smoldering potato' look in my repertoire.
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I got these professional pictures taken, and I asked the photographer, Can you airbrush my flaws? They must have misheard because in the final photos, it looks like they airbrushed my flaws and added a few bonus features. I didn't know I had cheekbones sharp enough to cut through my own excuses.
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I asked the photographer if they could Photoshop me to look like a movie star. They said, No problem, we can give you that Hollywood glow. Little did I know, their version of a Hollywood glow is making me look like I just survived a nuclear explosion. I've never glowed in the dark until now.
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I got professional photos taken for my LinkedIn profile. You know, to make myself look employable. The photographer said, Show me your professional side. So, I struck a pose that said, I'm serious about my work, but my eyes were screaming, Please hire me so I can afford to buy more snacks.
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They say the camera adds ten pounds, but I swear the photographer subtracted ten years. I looked at the photos, and I thought, Is this a picture of me, or did I accidentally step into a time machine and end up at my high school reunion?
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