7+ Best One Liners Jokes For porky

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I tried to make a bacon sandwich, but it just couldn't 'meat' my expectations!

What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled bacon!

I tried to write a joke about pork, but it was too 'ham-fisted.

Why did the pork chop refuse to talk? It was seared speechless!

Why don't pigs ever tell secrets? Because they always squeal!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a pork chef!

Why did the pig bring a suitcase to the barbecue? It wanted to pack in some flavor!

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