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The Chef
Cooking with porky ingredients
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I went to a cooking class, and the chef said, "Add a pinch of pork for flavor." I must have misunderstood because I ended up with a dessert that tasted like bacon ice cream. Hey, at least it's keto-friendly.
The Fashionista
Dressing up with a porky body
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I asked the stylist for advice, and they said, "Why not embrace the bacon belt? It's all the rage!" I didn't have the heart to tell them I was looking for something to hide the bacon, not showcase it.
The Tech Geek
Porky's relationship with technology
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I got a new phone with a health app. It keeps sending me notifications like, "Did you mean to order the double bacon cheeseburger?" I didn't realize my phone had become a food critic.
The Fitness Instructor
Porky at the gym
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My fitness trainer is a genius. He told me, "To lose weight, you need to do bacon-ups." I'm not sure if he meant push-ups or if bacon is the secret exercise for a six-pack.
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