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Why is it that the word "porky" makes you instantly imagine a pig rolling in mud? I mean, I've never seen someone describe a salad as porky. "Mmm, this Caesar salad is so porky.
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You know you're in for a treat when you visit a place, and they proudly declare, "We use only the finest pork." It's like they're saying, "Our pigs lived the good life before they became your delicious porky delight.
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You know you're an adult when you start using the word "porky" to describe yourself instead of just saying you gained a few pounds. "Yeah, I've been feeling a bit porky lately." It sounds cuter, but the struggle is real.
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Have you ever tried to go on a diet and then passed by a barbecue joint? Suddenly, your willpower crumbles, and you find yourself thinking, "Well, maybe just a little bit of pork won't make me too porky.
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I wonder if pigs ever get offended by the term "porky." Like, if they could talk, they'd be like, "Excuse me, I prefer to be called pleasantly plump, thank you very much." But hey, we're not here to debate porky political correctness!
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I love how we give porky animals cutesy names. Like, why do we call them pigs when we could call them "porky pals"? It just sounds so much friendlier. "Oh, look at those adorable porky pals over there!
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You ever notice how porky the word "porky" sounds? I mean, it's like the word itself is trying to embody the essence of a pig. Porky – it's not just a word; it's a pig's life mission.
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I was at the grocery store the other day, and I saw this package of porky-looking sausages. I thought, "Is it just me, or do these sausages look like they've been on a lifelong mission to embrace their inner pig?
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I tried going vegetarian once, and after a week, I was feeling so porky deprived that I started hallucinating pigs doing the cha-cha. Lesson learned – my body needs a little bit of porky happiness now and then.
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