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What do you get when you cross a plane and a snowman? Frostbite at 30,000 feet!
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What did the airplane say to the runway? 'I'm ready to take our relationship to the next level – let's land this thing!
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I asked my flight attendant if the plane was on a diet. She said, 'No, it's just shedding some baggage!
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Why did the airplane bring a suitcase to the crash? It wanted to pack lightly!
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Why did the airplane start a band? It wanted to take off with some high-flying music!
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Why did the scarecrow become a pilot? He was outstanding in his field – even at 30,000 feet!
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Why did the plane bring a pencil to the crash? It wanted to draw a quick landing!
Surviving the Onboard Apocalypse
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The flight attendants always give you the safety spiel, but it's like they're prepping you for the apocalypse. In case of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. Great, I'll just paddle my way to safety.
Flying High, Literally!
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You know, they say the safest way to travel is by plane, but have you ever thought about the irony of calling it a crash course? I mean, come on! Who's in charge of naming these things, a disgruntled flight attendant?
Pilots vs. GPS
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They always tell you to listen to the captain and follow the crew's instructions. But let's be real, if my GPS can lead me into a lake, what's stopping the captain from taking us on an impromptu tour of the ocean floor?
Airplane Mode, Not Apocalypse Mode!
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I was on a flight, and the guy next to me refused to switch his phone to airplane mode. I thought, Dude, it's called airplane mode, not apocalypse mode. We're not crashing because you wanted to finish that last tweet!
Seatbelts, the Real Superheroes
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You ever notice how when you're on a plane, the flight attendants always remind you to fasten your seatbelt? It's like they're saying, In case of emergency, your seatbelt will be playing the role of Superman today. Good luck!
Why Do They Call It a Black Box?
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You ever wonder why they call it a black box? I mean, if it's so important, shouldn't it be, I don't know, highlighter yellow or neon pink? In case of emergency, look for the intensely colored box!
In-Flight Snack Strategy
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I was on a plane that hit some serious turbulence, and the snacks started flying everywhere. Forget the oxygen masks; I need a Doritos parachute! Please secure your tray tables and stow your snacks in the overhead compartments.
Emergency Exits – A Contender for Best Stand-Up Act
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I was looking at the emergency exits on a plane, and I thought, Are these exits or potential comedy stages? I can imagine the flight attendant saying, In case of emergency, the nearest exit is on your left – and there's a two-drink minimum!
Turbulence Tango
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You ever hit some turbulence, and suddenly everyone's a breakdancer? It's like the plane is hosting its own dance party, and the captain's up there trying to mix the beats. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the turbulence tango!
The Airline's Idea of Fast Track Boarding
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I was on a plane recently, and they told us we were going to experience a rapid descent. I didn't realize they meant it literally. It's like they're trying to innovate boarding processes - instead of zones, we now have 'crash' and 'non-crash' sections!
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