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The Anxious Passenger
Trying to maintain composure and not freak out during a plane crash.
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They say the safest place during a crash is the middle of the plane. I'm stuck in the window seat, thinking, "Great, I'm literally on the edge of existence.
The Unimpressed Business Traveler
Trying to maintain professionalism during a plane crash.
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The plane is shaking, and he's on his laptop, giving a presentation to the guy in the next seat. "Now, as you can see, our quarterly profits are skyrocketing, just like this plane... oh wait, maybe not.
Conspiracy Theorist on Board
Believing that every turbulence is a government conspiracy.
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The captain comes on the intercom and says, "We're experiencing some rough air." The conspiracy guy leans over and says, "Rough air, or rough truth they don't want us to know?
Pilot's Perspective
Dealing with passengers' reactions during a plane crash.
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I had a guy ask me, "Can you fly this thing?" I said, "Of course, that's why they call it autopilot. I'm just here for the in-flight snacks.
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