9 Jokes For Pirate Argh

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Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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Why did the pirate refuse to say 'Aye, aye captain'? Because it was an 'aye-dea' he didn't agree with!
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs!
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? Because they'll just wash up on shore later!
Why did the pirate go to the doctor? Because he was 'hooked' on feeling unwell!
Why did the pirate start doing yoga? He wanted to improve his 'aarrr'-obics!
Why don't pirates play cards? Because of the standing on the deck!
Why did the pirate's phone go 'aye aye aye'? Because it received a text from the seven seas!
Why did the pirate take a bird to the movies? Because he wanted a parrot-ting experience!
Why did the pirate go to school? To learn the three R's: Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic!

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