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I think pirates started the whole "argh" trend to scare people away, but nowadays, all it does is make toddlers giggle. Imagine a pirate trying to intimidate a kid in a sandbox – "I'll plunder your juice box, kiddo, argh!
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Pirates say "argh" when they're frustrated. I tried it during rush hour traffic, but all I got were strange looks from fellow commuters. Maybe I need an eye patch to complete the ensemble.
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If pirates were modern motivational speakers, their catchphrase would be "Arghticulate your dreams, me hearties!" I can already see the self-help books flying off the shelves.
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You ever notice how pirates always go "argh"? I mean, is it a pirate thing or did they all just have really bad experiences with stubborn jars of pickles?
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Pirates say "argh" like it's their catchphrase. I tried it once, but when I did it at work, my boss just gave me a weird look. Apparently, it doesn't have the same effect in a corporate meeting.
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Pirates must have started the "argh" tradition after getting stuck with IKEA furniture. I mean, who wouldn't be frustrated assembling a chest of drawers with cryptic instructions and missing pegs?
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Have you ever wondered if pirates have support groups for their excessive use of "argh"? Like, "Hi, I'm Captain Jack, and I've been 'argh'-ing for 15 years now. It's affecting my relationships, and parrots no longer want to hang out with me.
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I tried incorporating "argh" into everyday conversations to spice things up. My friend asked how my day was, and I replied, "Pretty good, matey, argh!" Now he thinks I've joined a secret pirate society.
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I asked a pirate why they always say "argh." He replied, "It's the pirate way, ye landlubber!" I nodded in agreement, thinking, "Sure, because nothing says 'nautical adventure' like a good old-fashioned 'argh.'
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