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The Overly Dramatic Pirate
Everything is a life or death situation for this pirate.
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I tried to tell a pirate a knock-knock joke, and he pulled out his sword. Turns out, it's a sensitive subject after the "who's there" incident.
The Landlubber Trying to Fit In
A landlubber tries to impress real pirates but struggles.
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I asked a real pirate for advice on how to be more convincing. He said, "Just arrrgh like you mean it, matey!" Now I sound like a confused pirate rapper.
The Unmotivated Deck Swabber
The deck swabber is bored with his job.
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They say swabbing the deck is a never-ending job. I didn't realize they meant it literally until I asked, "When's lunch?" and they handed me a mop.
The Confused Treasure Map Reader
Misinterpreting the treasure map leads to comedic situations.
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I thought I found the treasure chest, but it was just a crab playing hide and seek. Now I'm the proud owner of a hermit crab timeshare.
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