10+ Best One Liners Jokes For perv

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker. Still not making enough dough, but at least I'm not knead-y.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

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