8 People With Glasses 1 Eye Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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Why did the one-eyed scientist with glasses invent a new gadget? Because they wanted to 'focus' on improving their vision!
Why did the one-eyed comedian with glasses go to therapy? They wanted to work on their 'one-liner' issues!
Why did the one-eyed gardener with glasses start a successful nursery? Because they knew the 'roots' of a good business!
Why did the one-eyed person with glasses become a detective? Because they had a unique perspective on things!
Ever heard about the one-eyed philosopher with glasses? They always saw things half the way!
I asked my one-eyed friend why they wear glasses. They said it helps them focus on the 'bigger picture' better!
Why did the scientist with glasses in one eye become a weather forecaster? Because they had a knack for 'forecasting' the future, one eye at a time!
I told my friend with glasses in one eye that I broke my spectacles. They said it's okay; they've always been a 'half-glass-full' kind of person!

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