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The One-Eyed Detective
Struggling with the classic detective look
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He's still working on the catchphrase. "I've got my eye on you" doesn't have the same impact when you only have one eye. Maybe something like, "I've got half an eye on you and a whole lot of suspicion.
The Competitive One-Eyed Gamer
Depth perception issues in virtual reality
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He's convinced that the game developers are discriminating against him because all the characters have two eyes. He's calling for a "One-Eyed Avatars Matter" movement in the gaming world.
The Cyclops Fashionista
Limited options for eye-popping accessories
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I told him he should start a fashion line called "Half the View, Double the Style." It's all about embracing the asymmetry.
The Forgetful One-Eyed Glasses Wearer
Remembering which eye the glasses go on
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I suggested he get a tattoo on his forehead that says, "Not this eye!" You know, just to avoid the confusion.
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