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I saw someone with glasses on only one eye, and I thought they were practicing for a real-life Instagram filter. "Enhance the world through the lens of my left eye, Valencia style!
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I met this guy with glasses covering just one eye. I thought he was trying to be all mysterious, like a superhero with a secret identity. Turns out, he just couldn't find his lens cap.
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I think people with glasses covering one eye are just trying to make a fashion statement. It's like, "I'm not just nearsighted; I'm also dangerously asymmetrical.
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Ever notice how people with glasses on one eye seem to have mastered the art of the half-wink? It's like they're constantly flirting with the universe but keeping their options open.
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People with glasses over one eye always seem to have this air of mystery. I tried it once, but instead of looking cool, I just bumped into walls like a clumsy detective with poor depth perception.
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I wonder if people with glasses on one eye have a favorite side when taking group photos. "Hold on, let me switch to my good eye for this one!
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You know, people with glasses covering just one eye have a built-in excuse for not seeing something coming. "Sorry, I didn't catch that, I had my 'unilateral blindness' filter activated.
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I tried wearing glasses on only one eye to be edgy, but it just made me look like I was auditioning for a role as the one-eyed bandit in a spaghetti western. Yeehaw, partner!
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You ever notice how people with glasses and only one eye covered just look like they're in a perpetual game of pirate hide-and-seek? "Arr, where did me depth perception go, matey?
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