7 Jokes About Peas

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Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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Why was the pea upset? It was feeling a little mushy.
Why did the pea start a band? Because it had good rhythm and was well-pea-t!
Why did the pea go to school? To become a little bit breader!
I asked the pea if it wanted to join my band, but it said it wasn't into pod-casts.
Why did the pea blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I told my friend a joke about peas, but it was corny.
What did one pea say to the other pea during a race? Keep on pea-ing ahead!

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