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The Overly Enthusiastic Gardener
Trying to grow peas but facing unexpected challenges
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I watered my pea plants with love and care, hoping they'd grow into strong, independent peas. Instead, they decided to grow in all directions, forming a jungle in my backyard. Now, I have a pea wilderness. I call it "The Pea-ungle Book.
The Fitness Freak Pea
Peas on a mission to get fit but facing challenges with their round shape
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I suggested the peas go for a jog. They looked at me and said, "Jog? Have you seen our shape? We're not built for speed; we're built for deliciousness. Catch us if you can!
The Peas in a Pod Therapist
Peas seeking therapy for feeling too close and wanting personal space
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I suggested the peas try meditation to find inner peace. Now, they're all sitting in the pod, cross-legged, chanting, "Ohm-peat-ohm-peat." I guess even peas need a moment to shell-ax.
The Conspiracy Theorist Pea
Peas convinced they are part of a secret vegetable society plotting against humans
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My peas are convinced they have superpowers. One pea said, "Watch this," and rolled away. I asked, "What's the superpower?" It replied, "Invisibility. Humans can't see us if we roll fast enough.
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