18 Jokes About Peas

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Updated on: Jun 30 2025

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Why did the pea refuse to roll down the hill? Because it was a little shellfish!
Why did the pea get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field!
Why did the pea feel lonely? Because it was a solo pea in a pod!
Why did the pea feel nervous? It was going to be pea-ed on the dinner plate!
What do you call a pea in space? An astro-pea!
What did one pea say to the other pea at the party? Let’s split and peas out!
What do you call a pea who's a famous rapper? Lil' Peapod!
Why did the pea sit at the back of the class? Because it was a little green!

The Great Pea Debate

You ever notice how peas are like the uninvited guests at a dinner party? They just roll in unannounced, trying to steal the spotlight. I mean, they're the broccoli's less cool cousin trying to crash the veggie scene!

Pea-nuts for Peas

Who are these people claiming peas are the ultimate side dish? They're like the hype men of the veggie world, cheering for peas like they just won the culinary Olympics. Sorry, but peas, you’re good, but you’re not that good.

Peas: The Sneaky Little Devils

Peas are the undercover agents of food. You think you've got a clean plate, and bam! There they are, lurking under the mashed potatoes, trying to sabotage your last bite. It's like playing hide and seek with a veggie spy.

Pea-nalizing Peas

Peas are the one food parents always threatened to serve if you didn't eat your broccoli. It's like they're the food equivalent of, Eat your veggies or face the consequences! Sorry, peas, you're not exactly the superhero of the dinner plate.

The Pea Predicament

You know you're in trouble when your peas start rolling. I mean, what's the deal with peas acting like they're auditioning for a spot in a Pixar movie? They're the only veggies staging a great escape from the dinner table.

The Pea Protest

Have you seen kids trying to negotiate with peas on their plate? It's like a mini UN summit happening right there at the dinner table. We'll eat the carrots, but the peas have got to go! Pea-litical negotiations at their finest!

Peas: The Tiny Tyrants

Peas are like miniature food dictators. They demand to be present in every dish like they're the VIPs of the veggie world. But hey, peas, not all of us are your loyal subjects!

Peas: The Mischief Makers

Ever notice how peas are the ultimate troublemakers in a casserole? They're like the pranksters of the food world, trying to mess up the flavor harmony. Hey peas, stop causing chaos in the culinary cosmos!

Pea-ple Pleasers?

Peas are the diplomats of the culinary world, trying to be everyone's friend. I go with everything, they say. Yeah, except maybe my taste buds. They're like that overly eager buddy who's always trying to be liked by everyone.

Peas: The Culinary Escape Artists

I've never seen anything escape a plate like a pea. They're like the Houdinis of food, making a swift exit the moment you turn your head. You think you've got them corralled, but poof! They vanish into thin air.

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