7 Jokes About Payday

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Updated on: Apr 20 2025

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I told my boss I need a raise because I'm feeling undervalued. He handed me a calculator and said, 'Do the math on payday.
I asked the bank teller if they had any jokes about payday. They said, 'Sorry, our interest rates are too high.
I asked my boss if I could get a raise on payday. He said, 'You can, but it's called overtime.
I accidentally spent my whole paycheck on a luxury pen. Now I'm writing with expensive regret!
My wallet and I have a love-hate relationship. On payday, we're inseparable. The rest of the month, we barely speak.
I told my friend I'm broke until payday. They suggested I become a calendar model – because I have great dates!
I told my wife we should save money every payday. She said, 'Sure, we'll start by not buying snacks during movie night.

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