6 Jokes About Payday

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Updated on: Apr 20 2025

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My paycheck and I have a lot in common. We both disappear quickly after the weekend!
What's a paycheck's favorite dance move? The cha-ching!
I love payday so much, I call it 'Financial Independence Day' – at least until the bills arrive!
Why do payday and Friday get along so well? They're both at the end of the week, working together to make us smile!
I got my paycheck and thought about buying a boat. Then I remembered I can't even float a trial period at the pool!
What's a payday's favorite song? 'Can't Buy Me Love' by The Beatles!

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