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On payday, my bank account is like a motivational speaker. It's saying, "You can do it! Spend money on things you don't need! You deserve that novelty-shaped ice cube tray!
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Payday is that magical day when you go from being an amateur chef who makes ramen noodles at home to a gourmet expert who dines at places where they charge you extra for pronouncing the dish correctly.
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Payday is when my calendar transforms from "bills due" to "treat yo' self." It's a delicate balance between financial responsibility and convincing myself that I absolutely need a new gadget shaped like a cat.
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You know it's payday when your wallet suddenly feels like it went through a successful weight loss program. It's like, "Congratulations, you've lost 20 bucks in just one day!
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You ever notice how on payday, suddenly all your friends remember that they owe you money? It's like they have a radar that goes off, signaling the perfect moment to remind you of that coffee you bought them three months ago.
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The day after payday is like the hangover of financial decisions. You wake up, check your bank account, and suddenly regret buying that inflatable dinosaur costume online. Why did I think I needed that?
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Payday is the day I play the game of "How many hours can I resist the urge to check my bank balance after receiving my paycheck?" Spoiler alert: I usually lose within the first hour.
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Payday is the only day I feel confident enough to say, "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, and that's pretty close.
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Payday is that glorious time when you can finally stop pretending to enjoy generic instant coffee and treat yourself to the good stuff. Because nothing says success like a cup of coffee that costs more than your usual lunch.
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