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Why did the patriotic computer keep waving the flag? It wanted to show its true colors! 🇺🇸
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Why did the patriotic gardener plant red, white, and blue flowers? To grow freedom! 🌹🌼🇺🇸
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What do you call a patriotic bird? A bald eagle with a good feather day! 🦅
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I bought a patriotic dog. Now, every time someone rings the doorbell, he sings the national anthem! 🐾🇺🇸
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What did the patriotic tomato say to the salad? 'Lettuce be free together!' 🥗🇺🇸
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What's a patriotic bee's favorite flower? The Red, White, and Bloom! 🐝🌹🇺🇸
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Why did the patriotic cat join the parade? It wanted to show its true stripes! 🐾🇺🇸
Patriotic Passwords
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I take my online security seriously, so my password is super patriotic. It's so secure that even I can't remember it. Every time I try to log in, it asks me, What's the middle name of the third president's second cousin's dog? I'm like, Can I just answer some security questions instead?
National Anthem Awkwardness
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Have you ever been at a sports event when they play the national anthem, and you're not sure whether to sing along or just stand there awkwardly? I tried humming once, and the guy next to me joined in thinking we were starting a new anthem remix. We called it the Star-Spangled Hummer.
Patriotic Pigeons
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I tried training pigeons to carry messages of patriotism, but those birds have their own agenda. They started delivering notes like, Vote for the Pigeon Party - We promise free birdseed for everyone! Next thing I know, there's a political revolution in the coop.
Fourth of July Fitness
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You know you're celebrating Independence Day the right way when you do more reps lifting hot dogs than you do at the gym all year. My fitness trainer asked me about my workout routine, and I proudly said, Oh, you know, the usual: fireworks, BBQ, and a rigorous regimen of patriotic pie-eating.
Patriotic GPS
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I got a GPS app that uses patriotic language to give directions. Instead of saying, Turn left in 500 feet, it yells, Make a freedom turn in the pursuit of happiness! It's great until it starts saying, You have reached your destination - the land of the free and the home of the brave, also known as your dentist's office.
Patriotic Wardrobe Malfunction
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I tried dressing head to toe in red, white, and blue for a patriotic party, but I ended up looking like a walking American flag. People kept saluting me, and I had to explain, I'm not a general; I just can't find my other pair of socks.
Patriotic Paranoia
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You ever notice how patriotic people can be a bit paranoid? I mean, they hear a rustle in the bushes, and suddenly they're convinced it's the ghost of George Washington coming to check if they're recycling properly. I swear, George, I separate my plastics and paper!
Patriotic Pets
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I bought a bald eagle to make my home even more patriotic, but it turns out eagles aren't the best roommates. Every time I tried to watch TV, it insisted on changing the channel to the Discovery Channel, claiming it was for the sake of American pride.
Patriotic Problems
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Being patriotic can have its challenges. I tried to express my love for the country by getting a tattoo of the American flag, but the stars ended up looking more like misplaced pepperoni on a pizza. Now, I'm just a walking slice of patriotism with extra cheese.
Patriotic Pizza
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I ordered a pizza and asked them to make it patriotic. When it arrived, they had arranged the pepperoni in the shape of the Statue of Liberty. It was so beautiful that I couldn't bring myself to eat it. I just sat there, saluting a pizza for the next hour.
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