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Isn't it funny how we get all sentimental about our founding fathers, but if they saw the costumes we wear on the Fourth of July, they'd probably reconsider the whole independence thing?
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Being patriotic is great, but have you ever tried to fold an American flag properly? It's like attempting origami with a piece of fabric. I always end up with something that looks more abstract art than Old Glory.
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Patriotism is having a deep appreciation for the flag, but also secretly hoping it's made of waterproof material because rain during the parade is a real buzzkill.
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You ever notice how when someone says they're feeling patriotic, it usually means they're about to set off fireworks in their backyard? I mean, nothing says "I love my country" like scaring the neighbors and waking up the entire neighborhood.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, but especially during the Olympics when suddenly everyone becomes an expert in sports they've never heard of. "Ah yes, synchronized swimming, my favorite!
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Have you ever tried to explain the concept of a patriotic parade to someone from another country? "So, we march down the street, wave flags, and throw candy at strangers. It's tradition!
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Patriotism is the only time we willingly put on clothing that's basically a quilt made of stars and stripes. It's like, "I love my country so much, I'm going to wear it today!
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You know you're feeling patriotic when you start tearing up during the national anthem, but then you remember you left the pizza in the oven. Priorities, right?
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Patriotism is like a potluck dinner – everyone brings something to the table, but you secretly hope someone else made the potato salad. It's the unsung hero of patriotic gatherings.
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