5 Jokes For Patriotic

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Updated on: Jan 30 2025

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Patriotic Social Media

When social media platforms become overly patriotic and start fighting for the title of the "Land of the Free Tweets."
Instagram started filtering photos to add an American flag in the background. Now, my brunch looks like it's being served at the White House.

Patriotic Smart Appliances

When your smart home devices become overly patriotic and start arguing about democracy.
The smart thermostat declared its independence and decided to regulate the temperature based on the principles of freedom and justice. Now my house is like a sauna of democracy.

Patriotic GPS

When your GPS becomes overly patriotic and insists on taking the scenic route.
Asked my GPS for the quickest route, and it responded, "Son, in this country, we take the freedom-filled route, not the shortcut.

Patriotic Wardrobe Malfunction

When your attempt to dress patriotically goes hilariously wrong.
I wanted a patriotic tattoo, so I got an eagle and the Constitution on my arm. Now people think I have a bald eagle reading the Constitution permanently perched on my bicep.

Patriotic Pets

When your dog is more patriotic than you.
My dog's so patriotic, he's lobbying to change the Pledge of Allegiance to "I pledge allegiance to the treats, of the United States of America.

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